1. 
SHIN KWANG-HO 
  2. "

    You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

    We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

    I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

    He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

    "
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    -Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

    Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

    (via bartdontlie)

    anybody think the manager would have reacted this way to RDJ? ‘Cause I’m going with a no.

    (via unlockaflockofwords)

    (Source: fwips, via lost-in-pink)

  3. aphrosemary:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

that’s daisy you absolute bagel
  4. cecileofnightvale:

gryffindors-keeper:

nippled:

must we play god

THE TRUMPOLLO 

I see that and raise you the tubamaphone. Alto sax mouthpiece on a tuba.
  5. death-by-lulz:

When there’s not enough room on the couch

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  6. solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.
  7. shuckl:

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

    fries

    do you ever look back at your mistakes

    (via lost-in-pink)

  8. nervous-princess:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

oh my goodness
  9. death-by-lulz:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

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  10. silohouettes:

    simplefoetus:

    silohouettes:

    silohouettes:

    I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

    no homo tho

    why no homo?

    the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

    (via wican)